Friendship Day 2017 Funny Jokes SMS for Best Friends

Latest funny jokes on Friendship Day are here that will make you laugh out loud like anything. We have collection of Friendship Day 2017 jokes for stupid, crazy and beautiful friends. So, do share with your friends and make them laugh too. You can make your day remembered for life time by sharing these funny Jokes on Friendship Day.

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Friendship Day 2017 Funny Jokes:

Friendship Day Joke For Crazy Friends

3 Friends were going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
The back one shouted oye… pehle hi 3 baithe hain tu kaha bethega?!
Happy Friendship Day

Friendship Day Joke For Smart Friend

One Friend to Other
Dude, if you need a FUCK, you can always count on me coz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever and promise me that we FUCK till eternity! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€
Happy Friendship Day

Friendship Day Joke For Caring Friend

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I————————————-U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
What r you looking for???
I have killed all those who are betwwen I & U, my sweet friend. πŸ˜›
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Friendship Day Joke For Kamina Dost

Maine paani me 1 sikka dala,
Aur bhagwaan se pyare se dost ki khwaish ki,
aur mujhe aap mil gaye aur haan…
Saath me 1 aawaj aayi
1 rupaye mai aisa hi milta hai πŸ˜›
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Friendship Day Joke For Intelligent Friend

Everyone is not my Friend
But my Friends are not like Everyone πŸ™‚
– Said by :Β Me
Sari achhi baatein Shakespeare hi nahi kehta,
Kabhi meri bhi sun liya kar kutte πŸ˜›
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Friendship Day Joke For Brave Friend

A friend was in front of me coming out of church 1 day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “U need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, ” I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.
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Friendship Day Joke For Stupid Friend

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I send this fish as a sign of friendship
Please take care of it and keep it in mobile
and…
daily put your mobile in water so that fish won’t DIE πŸ™‚
Happy Friendship Day

Friendship Day Joke For Beautiful and Gorgeous Friend

I asked to god why my friend is so sweet so Beautiful, So kindhearted, So Gorgeous?
He said : Ye Sangat ka asar hai, jaise tum vaise tumhara dost πŸ˜›
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Friendship Day Joke For Dumb Friend

My best Friend went to Battery Shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked : Exide laga doon?
My Friend : Doosri side tera baap lagayega kya!!!
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